28.9.09

chucks

ive got a pair of chucks that have been with me since the '7th' grade. yes 3 years now and i love them to death. they've got a huge rip in the side and are caked(YUM) with mud from the trail riding. just a normal pair of black and white chucks that a lot of people seem to have all of a sudden. these i speak of have taught me a lot. that you need to stay with the things/people you love till the and and maybe to let things go. my groupies have decided to go back north where they are most comfortable while me lucy and cole stay down here for a while. cole can be relly quiet at times but outgoing the other 1/2 of the times. like a split personality. he has dark gray wings with quite the collection of designs. he has some influence on the winds(that is common among us) and a nack for confiscating items which can be handy. (if you were wondering (prolly not)me can feel what people are thinking and what they are going to do ect.)lucy. well shes a whole different story. one of me best fairy friends she has flaming red wings. uh oh.

HI im lucy hehehehehe i have this favority hat it is so cool it matches my wings and i wear it to school alllllll day. cake IS good. hi artemis im lucy! nice to meat you hope you like meat were going to be bffs! i love your blog omg! ya i cant wait till homecoming either!!!!!!! lets see i love fighting and proving people wrong (specially those bubbleheads at school) wow they bother me. i happen to specialize in the art of pranks! hhaaaaaaaa not really(though some are quite creative) omg guess what??!! yes cali dont worry ill tell them! ya so if you recall cali cant spell (dont worry ive been teaching herrr) and my wings are red (our eyes generally match our wings so contacts can come in handy) and like i can make fire! how cool is that? i just think fire and BAM ive got fire. hehe im hot. haha ya that was bad. so im like fire proof to when we go swimming its fun to just go BAM then jump it woosh i make clouds. oh cali didnt tell you but like most of yor supernatural friends we can heal quite quickly! ha beat her to it. theres this girl at this school i go to she is a total sob. what a stupid sk+++. idk why but shes always hated me. would i like to make her face ugly-er oh id give anythingggggggggggg and thants one thing im good at: beating people in a fight. haha in her face. toodle pip
l-ucy+cali <333

ah schul

biology=2nd best part of the day
english=worst by far
in between is the lunch and study hall otherwise known as sleep time. oh and latin to. yesterday meself and me best bike friend cole went trail riding for the 1st time(fir me 'twas) by goddess it was muddy and the back tire slipped ouy from under the bike a couple a times going uphill :( ouchie. but it was the first time i really got to ride me little ke100 and it was like hevan. if there is anything on this earth that can be compared to it......then we have found it. also went off a jump to! yey! me and cole are trying to get more people out there but no one seems to want to do it. ugh. cmon little humans you can do it!

+cal, let us tweet

(ps. dont try to blow up a can of spary paint while HOLDING IT.)

21.9.09

used cars...or bikes

very good movie(used cars). but then again me and me uh flock(?) prefur the speed and wisdom of bikes. wee cha! like flying on the ground! we have decided to settle down for a bit and all start school. a very bad a idea at that. me english teacher is frankly CRAZY. do NOT take honors english. psh. anyone have any ideas on how to get her p.o.? maybe ill haunt her with me camo/mind abilities! bwahhahaa! seriousle me needs ideas.

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*all help is appriacited*

5.9.09

yoo-hoo!

last night at the time kai recieved a notice from the organization we are apart of that 2 more of my kind had gotton to them and said they would like to join. we dont fully trust them yet and kai went to join them along with mora (just to be safe). so by the time me heals we should have a few new members. yay! they go by the names hunter and avery (they are twins).

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3.9.09

time flies and we fly with it.

helo artemis! good day and pleasure to meet you! now that you know about fairys i hope you tell the WOOOORLDD. its cool that you are best friends with a vampy! tee hee so since last time me have made some progress in the world of reality. me had a delicious steak (the best eva!) and traveling back to me home country of canada, managed to break me wing. the left one to be exact. it happened when carl meself and agaitha were doing air stunts which happened to be semi-close to the ground, there was a bunch of trees and a gust of wind. WOOSH it came out of no where and hit moi, moi hit the tree, end of story. i was told that i blacked-out which makes sense because me dosnt remember much. which is a good thing knowing how much breaking a wing would have felt. yay. we'll be back in the air in a few days. ive got a question though. agaitha has never been in school before since she is the youngest and wants to go. but it is a tiny bit dangerous for us to stay in one place for a long-er period of time. what should i do?

lets tweet! maybe we can figure out what to do

20.8.09

Cal's the name

so me offical name now is calcifer. cal for short. unless you want to call me something else. (not recomended ;)) but tony, you can still call me em or whatever. going back after the fight between meself, me gang and the party killers. yes lily, fairy jail. and gasp-p it was. nothing like human jail, at all. no nothing. no talking. no room to move. no showers. no bananas. its good to be out and thank whatever god(s) is(are) out there that agaitha is some sort of escape artist. because they dont really let you out. she, this goes for all of us, like to use our imagination. and that kids is why me had a short intermission. it feels amazing to get out and strech me wings. *yawn toodle pip.

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i was dreeming......about bananas

things didn't exactly go as planned. when we got to said castle in the sky there was a itty bitty problem. it had gone unused for many years so we didn't think that the fairy dictators would post gaurds. we are usually prepared for the worst but these guys were beyond that. wayyyy. they had planned a suprise attack and bombed us from the sky(metaphorically speaking) with swords! weeeee me groupies all carry our own. hazah! we were overwelmed captured and put in jail. the one in the castle, which wasnt all that bad. agaitha acted very well. she started crying to attempt to make them feel bad. didnt work though. and we were stuck there FOREVER. so i made up a storyz.

once upon a time there was a pretty princess names lucy. she lived with her brothers in a huuuggeee castle where it was warm and sunny all the time. one day lucy got VERY hungary and when lucy gets hungry you dont mess with her. so she went searching for food food. she walked a long way before she found the thing she desired most: a banana. a single banana which she gobbled down like a thanksgiving turkey. but lucy craved more. the taste of that one banana set her into hypermode! so she once again set off to find more. the farther and farther she went the colder it got but the more bananas she found. every one she found she ate, naturally. until she wanted something different. so she made banana bread, and fell in love all over again. soon she ate way to many and exploded. the end.

jail is boring.

lets tweet, now that me is back.

11.8.09

all except the last

as you may or may not know, the fairy world and meself have not been on good terms these past few milenia. their haven in the sky has virtually gone unnoticed. yes, many years ago before the human kind knew fire, the head gods and angels of the far off land created a castle in the sky. it is magnifi-co, if i do say so meself. like the dark side of the moon you cannot see it, with one exception. which, naturally is forbidden to all fairy folk. cool. we all just need to go back to the times of woodstock(a very good time period(GO JIMI)) and a very good concert. and me and my tribe are going to said castle. hopefully we will see you soon.

lets tweet, is later ok?

28.7.09

a special day in history

HAPPY HAMBURGER DAY!!!

it is indeed hamburger day, and meself enjoyed a little human hamburger today. hope you did to. yes there has been alot going on around, and let me just add that if you (tony+lily) ever need anything me and my fairy gang will help in any way and (cross the fingers) help kick some..butt :). run patrols, run down some certain white vans..yup we've got you covered.

other than that its been pretty uneventful. and sorry me havn't posted for a while, me was with fairy buddys in canada. that place is b-e-a-utifulll. let me tell you flying, well, is undescribable. up so high you can see eveeerrryyythiingggggg. back to me fairy gang: 9 fairys (including meself) (from youngest to eldest-me name this week is ari) dominic, kai, mora, aaron, anita, apollo, myself, carl, agaitha. me'll tell you ALL about them at a later time, quite the rasquely bunch. they enjoyo arguing, say its their 'last little joy in life' haha righttt. me will attempt to post more, so hold your breath!

lets tweet tomorrow?

20.7.09

story time

ALLRIGHTY. so as the title accounted,,,,its story time! me cousin and meself were at a feunral one time, away from all the commotion and tears. near the front of the house by all the urns and agatha, me deer cousin, being as smart as she is, was just like "wow, its totally dead in here" it was HILARIOUS. we couldnt stop lafing. well a little bit of sad humor for ya there.

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17.7.09

meeting the pack-WHOA.

me dreem has finally come true!!!! me met (in the pracess) of meeting tony-poos pack. they are quite the interesting bunch. meee have a new best wolfy buddy group! tony(naturally) kira danny and carter. amazing are they! like BAM. were getting pizza later. me buying and lets just admit now that it isnt a smart idea. until later...lets tweet

12.7.09

laguna seca

...on the 4th of july this year of '09 there was a new bike unveiled at Laguna Seca. designed by nikki hayden. me sure many of you have no idea what mes talking about. the one above is a famous motorcycle racer, took 2nd under valentino rossi at the moto Gp at indianapolis. there were only 150 made and he personally signed every one of them(ouch hand-cramp!). it is a Ducati 848. me am working at a Ducati shop and when i was working the most amazing thing happened..WE GOT ONE OF THESE BIKES THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! magical(haha) it was. happy days fore on.

just thought you might want to no. doughtful. learn to ride.

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8.7.09

The murderer in a mask and a chefs hatt

Once upon a time, my adopted sister, was a murder. she wasnt very pretty, and she wasnt very smart. so she wore a mask. and she got caught. THE END

so ya like me story did ya now? with me cuz that i went schimmeng with. ya her. char. or so she says. but sooommmeeee onne needs to take a shower. (wink wink char) 'her eyes are clouded with dust and grime' as a not so famous person said, not to long ago....SPIDER! everyone is scared of something>wheather it is death or bogies or string or bald people or...books, or smelly things(obviously me dont have it )oh by the way me made anouther blog, kinda. i saw santa today. at a school, rated not very good(hehe). anyway me sister just stated she was going 'to be nice forever' what a joke. i have a story to tell next time around so me hopes this helps me remember. toodle pip!

lets tweet sometime

6.7.09

in the event of things..

hope you alll had a wonderfull 4th of july and took pleasure in said fireworks. mine was merry, enjoyed the evening with me cousin(me realll cousin, wingys and all). all in all pretty unxciting. we did decide to go swimming though. in the freezing cold lake where we where camping. if its cold outside, just assume the waters colder. oh wait something did happen...there was this party thing after swimswim and me met my first vampire!!! he was soooo pretty..me felt stupid for staring at him. but he came over and talked to moi. to tell the truth i vanted to eat him. ironic?
to you vampys out there: what blood-type tastes the best? how was your independence day? free?

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is..13 seconds!!! (WHOA)

lets tweet sometime.. is tomorrow good?

2.7.09

Veni, Vidi, Vinco

so where me come from isnt exactly a friendly 'welcome you are my friend' kinda place. they are more like.. the trads if an alien, or a vampy, came and disrupted there perfect sosiety. (they would contain it and more then likely kill it)they enjoy order, and the silense of there people. me parents saported this kind of goverment. so when me got older, me realized this was wrong. very wrong. those people deserved to have a say in what was goeng on. me had joined a group against the elders. but they eventually fled in fear of losing their lives for not fallowing the laws. tragic really. they should have stayed and spoken out(like good rebels). to get more people to join. so thats how me came to be living, now, in the united states. its a bit toesty in the western world, oh well. and me met my fisrt werewolf(and human) friend here. the elders allways said they were dangerous, likewise fur zombies and trads. but really (as long as your on there good side) they are splendid friends. GO ANARCHY





on the better side of things, me new fairy family will be moving. (not exactly good news) fourtunely they are allowing me to stay here as long as me lives with aneather family. the story goes: i moved to the US, was being adopted by the family me live with now. as exciting as this can be, i admit im a little nervous. they could be horrible people...not that it would matter. wouldnt be spend much time with them anyway. ill be meeting them in a few days and ill tell you what happens. this will bee interesting. Reminder: veni, vidi, vinco is latin(woo!) for i came, i saw, i conqured. anarchy is good in a dictatorship. and so is cake.



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1.7.09

more blue, less green

so tony told you before she changd we had been best buddys until the end. this proved to be right. when i heard that me deer friend had gone missing. obviously something was up. tony was to much of a fighter to be kiddnapped, let alone on halloween. that munday after halloween. that was a big change in our relationship. we didnt talk. she kept staring at my wings. creepyyyy. see the fairy folk of the world can tell if someone is human or vampire, etc.(thats latin!) i could tell she had turned into a wolfy (and wolvies are just soooo cute! it makes me want to gobble them up) she finally picked up enough of her cuuurage to come talk to me. and what did she ask??? why i had wings!what was i spossed to say to that? but i reely felt like laughing.(sorry!!) how could she see me wings? only children and certain leaders have this abbility.


she acted a little crazyyy (only a little) but finally she asked me again why i had wings. this time i didnt 'blow her off' but insted being ba i was a good little fairy(ew(to the good)) and told her the truth. and a little about meself. hehe when i told her me knew she was a wolfy(they have verry sharp teeth), well you know tony, she flipped(metaforically speaking). and since then weve been the bestest buddies. Remember: wofies have sharp teeth and so do vampys. sometimes humans are food and sometimes animals. Does anyone no the weather tonite? i shall go for a stroll through the park....or canada. just to add a little veriety to the mix. well im off. flying is wonderful and so is cake. ADOPT A PET. hope you have a wonderul evening and try not to fall prey to a creature of the night.

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30.6.09

i hope youve met...

well, as (hopefully) you know me bestest buddy in the world (ya take that sal!) is a werewolf. Tony to be exact. shesa 1000% amazing. (take a peak at neighborhoodwerewolf.blogspot.com) dont freak out because you havnt heard of us, but we are fairys. and before you ask questions...yes we do have wings. they are luminous, absolutely lovely. mine are a dark shade of blue. the older we get the more designs we get on them, by the way. flying....we eat meat. so watch out humans! they are the beeesssstttt! since they are sooo over-populated it dosent matter if you kill one here or there. have you knoticed they are multipling at an extremely rapid rate?

Where did we come from you may ask? when humans first evolved, there was an island off the coast of whereever, where gods and angels first....subsided. one of them, a rebel you might say, decided she was bored of living with all these creatures. Driev (pernounced da-reeev), that was her name, fleu to the far off land to the south. (we have sort of build in compasses) there she found what you had then called humans. there in one village she found a lover by the name of rashall. together they had 4 children with translucent wings. but because the humans threatened thier existance (the fairy children could not hide their wings) they fled to a far off region where the fallen angel (as some come to call it) eventually killed herself over the death of rashall, her lover, her one true love. The children on the other hand hid from the humans and all other creatures in fear they would be killed. and here i am now. in a way like romeo and juliet.

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